Anthrats

Cursed with an absurd dump truck rat's ass

Added 2025-06-02 05:01:05 +0000 UTC

"Oh thank god, someone too freaked out to run away...please mister, if I could just have a moment of your time...

This is...this absurd, ridiculous thing behind me...I guess it's my fault. If I could give you one piece of advice, don't go anywhere near 3rd Street. There's this crazy middle-aged lady there passing out fliers for something...I still don't even know what they were about. I was...I mean, yeah, I was pretty rude to her. I knocked them out of her hand into a puddle and told her I couldn't give the slightest rat's ass about whatever she was hawking. And then...I couldn't move. Honest to god, it's like I was frozen, and all I could see was her face, surrounded by nothingness. And she told me...it was like this chant, a curse, and a command...she said she'd make sure I had plenty of rat's ass to give from now on. I need to give it away, to...I guess to care about something outside of myself, in order to reduce this. I don't know the details...don't know if it'll ever be gone, if it just keeps accumulating forever...

On the bright side, I'm glad I didn't say that I didn't give a shit.

A-anyway, is there anything that you're passionate about? Any issues or causes dear to your heart, that I can contribute to? Anything I can give a rat's ass about...? Please..."