Capra hircus, scientifically
Added 2025-05-29 07:46:15 +0000 UTC"A goat, you idiot. Capra hircus means goat. Look, this isn't something we need to dwell on, it's not hard to understand. We've been developing a drug, for a client who I can't disclose, which is capable of rapidly altering one's genetic makeup. Testing hasn't been very promising so far, so perhaps I was handling it with a more blasé attitude than I should have, and through a series of unfortunate mishaps I've ended up absorbing several doses of the formula, resulting in...this. I need you to move past this and listen up, I don't know how much time I have. I've lost a lot of my manual dexterity, and it only seems to be deteriorating further by the minute, so I'm going to need you to start assembling a neutralizing agent. Even a layman should be able to do it, if you just follow my BAA-A-A-A-AHH. My BAA-A-A-A-AHH. Naa-a-a-a-ahh? N-naa-a-a-ahh...f-follow baa-a-a-a-ahh...NAAA-A-A-A-A-AHHHHHH!!"
