Hooves on hardwood
Added 2025-05-27 04:43:16 +0000 UTC"You used to bend me over every piece of furniture in the house...used to tell me you'd never get tired of it. You were in love with these big ol' floppy funbags...well look, they haven't gone anywhere. In fact I've gotten some extras since then. Whether you're in the mood to play with some big ones or small ones, I've got you covered.
So why the hesitation? I know, I know...I've changed. You've changed a bit too, though maybe not as much as me. I just don't think a little thing like...like shape ought to come between us. I'm ready to experience you again. Aren't you ready for me?"
