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Chapter 48

Homecoming (Cho Chang)

A few weeks after Gryffindor hammered Slytherin into the ground, Harry was sprawled in the Den after dinner, half-asleep with Ginny’s head on his chest and Lavender painting his nails scarlet for a laugh, when Cho slipped through the door.

She had only got back to Hogwarts the previous week, as she’d missed the start of term due to some family stuff, and this was her first proper night in the room. She looked around, took in the tangle o...

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Chapter 47

Shook to the Bone (Amelia Bones)

All Characters are 18+

The first couple of weeks back at Hogwarts passed in a blur of ordinary, perfect chaos. Classes started straight away, the castle felt alive again, and Harry spent most evenings either in the Den or sneaking off with Ginny for a quick shag in an empty classroom. Life, for once, was uncomplicated. He woke up every morning stupidly happy to be back where he belonged.

That Saturday he sat at the G...

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Chapter 46

A Welcome Feast (Multi)

Harry’s boots echoed down the seventh-floor corridor, faster than they have any right to be after a long feast. His stomach was full of roast beef and treacle tart, but that’s not what’s got his pulse hammering. It’s the thought of the Den. The secret room he and the girls turned into their own private playground this year. God he’d missed it.

He rounded the corner by the tapestry of Barnabas the Barmy and the blank stretch of wal...

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Chapter 45

Train Wreck (Hermione Granger)

The compartment is quiet except for the steady clatter of the wheels and the low chatter of Ron demolishing a cauldron cake. Hermione leans across the gap between the seats, cups a hand around Ginny’s ear, and whispers something too soft for the boys to catch.

Ginny’s eyes flick to Harry, then to Hermione, and a slow, wicked grin spreads across her face. She straightens up, elbows Ron hard in the ribs.

“Oi, Ronnie, didn’t you say Amelia...

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Chapter 44

Fun and Games (Ginny Weasley)

Harry opened his eyes to a sea of red hair and smiled. The final week of the Easter break had rolled around, and it was his last night staying at the Burrow before heading back to Grimmauld Place. He leaned in and kissed the side of Ginny’s neck.

“Morning, Gin,” he murmured. She smiled sleepily and kissed him back before flopping onto her back with a soft sigh.

Harry got up, stretching a little before walking over to where his clothes we...

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Chapter 43

Like Mother Like Daughter (Fleur and Apolline Delacour)

By the end of the week Harry was glad to stretch his legs outside the Burrow. A few days of Molly’s cooking had been brilliant, a few days of Ginny had been even better. He was absolutely shattered, they'd been fucking like dogs.

So when Ginny said she was staying behind to help her mum with something, Harry decided to head into Diagon Alley. He hadn’t bought robes in ages, and after the way his name stil...

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Chapter 42

Just Visiting (Ginny Weasley and Luna Lovegood)

  • All Characters are 18+

The Burrow was noisy as usual. Molly was clattering about in the kitchen, the twins were in the garden shouting at each other, and Ron was upstairs bickering with Hermione. Harry had just come back in from the shed when the back door creaked open and Luna stepped inside like she lived there.

“Hello?” came a dreamy voice.

Harry turned, grinning immediately. “L...

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Chapter 41

Together Again (Ginny Weasley)

Dinner at Grimmauld Place was steady, just Harry and Sirius at the table while Kreacher shuffled about in the background. Roast chicken, potatoes, a decent gravy. Sirius had a glass of wine in hand, talking about some prat at the Ministry he’d run into that afternoon. Harry half-listened, mostly chewing through his food, until Sirius leaned back and set his fork down.

“Right. Tomorrow we’re heading to the Burrow,” Sirius said...

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Chapter 40

Office Work (Nymphadora Tonks)

Grimmauld Place was quiet when Harry came downstairs the next morning, Sirius already waiting by the fireplace, cloak over his shoulders and a grin that said he was looking forward to mischief.

“About time,” Sirius said, tossing Harry a spare cloak. “Ministry’s not going to wait for you to brush your hair.”

Harry smirked, running a hand through his messy fringe anyway. “Like they’d care.”

Sirius clapped hi...

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Chapter 39

Homecoming (Narcissa Malfoy)

Homecoming (Narcissa Malfoy)

King’s Cross was as chaotic as ever, parents calling out, trolleys clattering, steam from the train curling through the air. Harry stood with Ron, Hermione, and Ginny by the barrier, waiting for Mrs Weasley to round everyone up.

“Don’t forget, Harry,” Hermione said, “we still need to finish that essay for McGonagall. Even though it’s the holidays, I thought—”

Ron groaned. “Herm...

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Chapter 38

Pet Snake (Pansy Parkinson)

Pet Snake (Pansy Parkinson)

Harry was leaving the dungeons after Slughorn’s class, bag slung over his shoulder, when he turned a corner and nearly ran straight into Pansy Parkinson.

She smirked before he even had a chance to say anything. “Well, well. If it isn’t the Boy Who Can’t Watch Where He’s Going.”

Harry grinned, shaking his head. “Maybe I just wanted to bump into you.”

“Mm,” she said, her ey...

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Chapter 37

Late Night Fun (Ginny Weasley)

Late Night Fun (Ginny Weasley)

The common room was dead silent. The fire had burned down to glowing embers, the chairs all empty, shadows stretching across the floor.

Harry stood at the bottom of the girls’ staircase, wand in hand, smirking to himself. The old enchantment that kept boys out was strong. Well, strong for most people.

He muttered under his breath, flicked his wand in a lazy, almost bored pattern. The carved steps shimmered...

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Chapter 36

An Hour of Fun (Multi)

An Hour of Fun (Multi)

*All characters are over the age of 18*

Harry woke up early again. Sunday morning. The dorm was still dark, full of soft breathing and the occasional snore — Ron’s being by far the loudest. Harry glanced over at him and couldn’t help but grin. Ron had been doing well lately. His Charms work had finally clicked, he’d smashed that Defence essay last week, and he was now officially dating Megan Jone...

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Chapter 35

Girl-Power (Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood and Cho Chang)

*ALL CHARACTERS ARE OVER 18*

Ginny stepped into the Den with a grin already tugging at her mouth.

She thought Harry would be here. That was the idea. That was the plan. Her body was buzzing with it. She’d practically been dripping in Charms just thinking about it.

But he wasn’t.

The usual warmth hit her—clothes gone, air thick, skin flushed in seconds—and she paused near the...

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Chapter 34

New Recruit (Daphne Greengrass)

Harry rounded the corner with half a grin already tugging at his mouth, still chewing on the last of his Honeydukes stash, when he walked right into her.

Daphne Greengrass.

Of course.

Her hand caught his chest like it was rehearsed, stopping him in place. She didn’t even look surprised—just smug, like she’d been waiting there on purpose. Tie loose, blouse untucked, skirt a bit too short for it to be accide...

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Chapter 33

Big Tits Central (Susan Bones and Lavender Brown)

The second Harry stepped into the Den, the charm did its thing—robes gone in a blink, shirt tugged away, trousers with it. Left him bare like everyone else in here. Not that he minded. He built the spell himself. The place didn’t allow clothes, or shame, or silence.

And speaking of silence—today was oddly full of it.

He glanced around. No one on the lounges, no one giggling over a bottle or sprawled out on a beanbag wit...

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Chapter 32

New Day, Same Den (Katie Bell and Hermione Granger)

New Day, Same Den (Katie Bell and Hermione Granger)

The next day, after class, Harry found himself walking the familiar corridor without even thinking. Just a quiet little itch at the back of his mind. Curiosity, maybe. Maybe instinct.

He didn’t really know what he expected.

It was early afternoon. Not evening. Not one of those late-night sessions where everyone slipped in without needing to speak. ...

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Chapter 31

The Den

Harry stayed behind.

Ginny left with a final kiss and a wink, skirt twisted, hair a mess, still grinning like she’d just started a fire and couldn’t wait to watch it burn.

“Be back in a bit,” she’d said. “Don’t finish without me.”

He laughed, already half-sprawled on the sofa like he owned the place. Shirt discarded again. Jeans slung low on his hips. Skin still buzzing. The room smelled like sex and dust and something new — l...

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Chapter 30

New Possibilities (Ginny Weasley)

Harry strolled back into the Gryffindor common room with a full stomach and a head full of plans. The place was in its usual post-lunch state — half the house spread out in chairs and on couches, some playing Exploding Snap, some arguing over homework, some just passed out with their faces in cushions like they’d survived battle.

And there, by the fire, legs folded beneath her, book in hand, hair glowing in the light like it w...

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Chapter 29

Familiar Faces (Angelina Johnson)

The Quidditch storeroom always smelled like sweat, leather, and old wood polish. The lights were dim — just a couple flickering torches mounted on the stone walls — and the shelves were stacked with spare broomsticks, practice hoops, stitched-up Bludgers, and beat-up old team gear.

Harry was in a worn tee and training pants, still a bit damp from the post-practice shower, hair mussed from flying, a towel slung over one shoulde...

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Chapter 28

New Spot (Luna Lovegood)

Harry pushed his empty plate forward, leaning back against the bench with a contented sigh. Lunch was done, and the Great Hall was starting to empty, students filtering out to their next classes in a slow, lazy shuffle. Harry rolled his neck, stretching his arms overhead, feeling the tight pull of his muscles after the morning’s activities.

He stood, grabbing his bag and slinging it over one shoulder. Hagrid’s class was next — but ho...

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Chapter 27

Bathroom Bang (Cho Chang)

Harry leaned back in his chair, legs stretched out, a half-eaten croissant in one hand, the other drumming lazily against the edge of the table. The Great Hall was mostly empty, the Sunday morning lull leaving just a handful of students scattered around, nursing mugs of coffee, picking at toast, eyes bleary from late-night parties or study sessions.

The Gryffindor table was a ghost town — Ron and the other boys were still snoring upstai...

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Chapter 25

Private Tutoring (Susan Bones)

Earlier in the week, the sixth years had been doing some duelling in DADA, and Susan hadn’t really dueled as she would have liked. So, she’d turned to Harry, asking him for a private tutoring session at the weekend, and Harry was happy to help.

Saturday morning came, and the Room of Requirement shifted into a perfect dueling space — wide, open, with enchanted targets lining the far wall. It was warm in there, almost stifling, and Susan’s hair...

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