"It's t-too much, hawwww! I can't...can't hold it in any longer, it's coming out, oh gawwWWWd...! Hawww...ha-haww...I'm sooo sorry, look at this, it's all over your rug...no, it's not 'only milk,' this stuff stains off-white, believe me. Ughh...hopefully we can sop most of it up...I'll pay for a new rug, if you want...oh this is so embarrassing..."