"Dammit...damn damn damn it all...ugh! Wasn't enough that the bastard turned me into a dog, he had to blow me up with a hundred and fifty pounds of flab...ok, maybe more like a hundred...I've never exactly been skinny but I've never had to carry this much around before! Just because I had a dating app on my phone...and used it a couple times...I didn't actually cheat on him, I was just shopping around! But noooo, I'm the 'bitch'...
These other shoppers are so annoying, I can feel their stares...yeah yeah, so I'm naked, whatever, I'm a dog, you've seen it all before! I don't have anything that fits anymore!
Ugh, every step I'm flopping all over against myself, I can feel everything bouncing and jostling before it settles into place. What was I even here for? Right, the diet pills..."