Anthrats

Her strangest dream

Added 2025-05-05 05:07:08 +0000 UTC

"Ugh, I feel so weird...what...what the hell...? Why is there a big pink fleshy blob on top of me? Wait, there's something in front of my eyes too, and...my arms are covered in white fur? I gotta get to the bathroom...um...ok, so I'm some kind of cow creature. Heh. Ahaha. HAAhahaha! That's so weird. What a weird dream...I don't lucid dream very often, I should take advantage of this. Hm. Well I guess my brain's not allowing me to fly for whatever reason, so I'll have to head outside on my own two...hooves. Hooves! Look at that. They feel so real.

Hey everybody, look, look at me! Come see the cow lady, with her giant sloshing udder, haha! Yeah, I expected some weird looks. Ooh, maybe you'll change next! Anything's possible...man, it's chilly...maybe I've kicked all the covers off. ...I don't know, something doesn't feel right. Pinching yourself usually wakes you up from a dream, right? ...Ow! Ow...uh...I'm not waking up...I feel...strangely exposed...

Is this...this can't be...I'm not dreaming?!"