"A horse...of course I'm turning into a horse, why WOULDN'T I be turning into a horse?! This is insane...how is this even possible? I feel so...ugh, I don't know, my guts are roiling...my face is so heavy. The back of my neck hurts...not strong enough yet to hold up this big horse snout. I wonder how far this is gonna go. I seem to still have thumbs, but they're dwindling, nothing left but these thick clubs on my hands and feet. ...Am I gonna have to get...shoed? Shod? Get metal horseshoes nailed onto my feet? I think I heard somewhere that concrete is bad for a horse's hooves, not enough cushioning like dirt...but my bigger problem is gonna be getting out of this basement before I'm too big, or my joints can't cooperate anymore..."