Anthrats

The Aftermath

Added 2025-04-27 06:04:18 +0000 UTC

"Hey, dude. I assume you're the gravedigger, or keeper, or whatever? Sorry if we messed up your graveyard. Not surprised you're all agape at this...at me...

My friends are into all this occult bullshit, they think it's so cool and dark and anti-establishment. It's not really my thing, but they're my friends, right? Or at least I thought they were. They tell me we gotta come out to this graveyard on this specific night and do this ritual to call out to the sprits and curse the unworthy. I just wanted to drink beer and cheerlead from off to the side...but then all this actual magic sparkly bullshit starts happening, and they freak out and ditch me, and the magic stuff starts swirling around me...guess it turned out I'm unworthy.

I just woke up like this...weirdest feeling, covered in fur, with a snout and four legs. Hard to figure them out, gonna have to re-learn how to walk...I didn't know what to do, just been laying here until I felt like trying to walk again. I think...talking to you has helped. Maybe I'll see if I can get up on these hooves again...I just...where do I go from here? You know anything about magic, think anyone can fix this?"