"Don't just stand there STARING at me you moron, see if the book says there's a way to fix this! Yes, I know it's my own fault for just casually reading through a spellbook and thinking the dog picture was cute. Honestly, can you blame me? Who thought magic was real?!
C'mon, browse faster! I think it's getting worse...i-it feels more natural standing on all fours like this...ugh, you're useless! I'm losing everything I've ever worked for and fought for, and you're just taking your sweet time, page by page...'how to steal their voice forever,' yeah, yeah, I saw that one too...wait, you can't....ok, ha ha, funny joke...y-you're seriously considering using that one on me?! But if I look like a dog, and I can't talk, then..."