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Poll Winner - A Deep Massage for His Mom on Valentine's Day

Mama gets an even more thorough massage than her son had hoped for.

Original Content Poll - A Bullied Boi's Valentine's Day

Love looks different for bullied bois with too much ass for their own good.

Poll Winner WIP - A Deep Massage for His Mom on Valentine's Day

Commission - Jessie's Room Service on the SS Aqua

The Trainer reconnects with his first on his way to a new region.

Final Poll Results - A Cuckson Valentine's Day

The final combined vote count for this week's poll is:

A) 31 votes

B) 55 votes ✅

C) 12 votes

Option B wins this year's MILF Valentine's Day poll!

Original Content Poll - A Cuckson Valentine's Day

At least she's getting some loving on Valentine's Day.

Graytone Commission - Tyber the Mercenary Ends a Lord's Line, Part Six

The party's carriage is waylaid on the road, and the Lordling has a revelation.

Some Notes & Updates RE: Valentine's Day polls & Commissions

-First off, just a heads-up that the poll this coming week will be the MILF Cuckson Valentine's Day theme. Then, the following week, we'll be doing the Bullied Boi Valentine's Day poll. In order for me to get that done before Valentine's Day, we'll be doing the poll winner early that week. The poll will go live next Sunday, and I'll be able to start work on the winner Monday. 

-I finally finished my standard commission queue! It took me over two years to work through. I definitely...

Commission - Some Boys Aren't Built for Fighting

An important fatherly lesson in learning one's limits.

Graytone Commission - Broly Claims His Prize, Part Eleven

It might seem like Broly's conquest in this timeline has been pretty harsh, but that doesn't mean there isn't room for the occasional bonding moment ✨

Scheduling note for the coming week

I'm going to need next Sunday off for personal reasons, so I'm going to need to do a little reshuffling of the schedule for the week. 

Normally it would have been time for my original artwork slot of the month. I'm going to have to cancel that, to make sure I can get the commission workload done instead. 

That means this week's uploads should look consist of two graytone commissions (this weekend's and the one I would have done next weekend), and the week's MILF Master...

Poll Winner - His Son's Bully Helps Himself To Some Cake

The corny smut euphemisms really just write themselves sometimes.

Poll Winner WIP - His Son's Bully Helps Himself To Their Cake

Commission - B.B.U: The Story of Benjamin Butt, Part One

Mr. Vargas takes us on a historical field trip back to the days of B.B.U's namesake, Benjamin Butt ✨

Final Poll Results - Femdad Instant Defeat

The final combined vote count for this week's poll is:

A) 27 votes

B) 59 votes ✅

C) 29 votes

Option B wins this week's femdad poll!

Original Content Poll - Femdad Instant Defeat

Some men just were not built for confrontation.

Graytone Commission - Mrs. Boonchuy & Sasha Get Some Girl Time

Mrs. Boonchuy and Sasha catch up while Mr. Boonchuy goes on a trip.

Weekly Poll Winner - Elastigirl Proves She's Still A Hero

Elastigirl settles the score with her new NEMESIS 😤

Poll Winner WIP - Elastigirl Proves She's Still A Hero

Commission - Keeping Up With The Whitebreads, Part One

Meet the Whitebreads, a newlywed couple with a totally not embarrassing last name that sets them up for various smut stereotypes!

Final Poll Results - Rule 34 MILFs

The final combined vote count for this week's poll is:

A) 24 votes

B) 77 votes ✅

C) 39 votes

Elastigirl remains undefeated in just about every poll she appears in lmao.

Original Content Poll - Rule 34 MILFs

It may be a new year, but one thing hasn't changed... if there is a thick MILF, there MUST be rule 34 of her.

Graytone Commission - How Ser Arwyn Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Living with Orcs, Part Two

Poll Winner - Her Boyfriend is Busy with Mr. Johnson

Surely a nerdy girl like her can understand that learning has to come first ☝️🤓

Poll Winner WIP - Her Boyfriend is Busy with Mr. Johnson

Commission - Ash Asks Misty's Sisters for Help

Enlisting the help of Misty's older sisters does not go as planned.

Final Poll Results - January Free-for-All

The final combined vote count for this week's poll is:

A) 36 votes

B) 42 votes

C) 75 votes ✅

Option C wins the January Free-for-All!

Original Content Poll - January Free-for-All

All's fair in love, war, and degenerate hentai.

Quick doodle - Waking Up Cloud

Still on break a few more days but was playing Rebirth and couldn't resist lmao

Off this week + New Year thoughts/suggestions

I'll be taking this week off. The regular content uploads will resume next week, and the very first poll of 2026, the January Free-for-All, will go up for Patrons early next week!

Whether you were here all of 2025 or jumped on at any point of the year, just wanna say I really appreciate you guys. I think this was my favorite year so far as far as the artwork goes. I'm under no illusions that it's amazing artwork or anything, but I'm always humbled that anyone enjoys it, especially enou...