Wooly Wife
Added 2025-04-17 03:04:04 +0000 UTC"Y-you...you're finally home. Look at me...look at what you did to me...you knew this would happen, you had to know! Don't...I don't want to hear it...
That wool shawl you bought me...all white and fluffy. I thought it was strange and out of character for you to buy me a gift to apologize after an argument, but...I just liked it so much...was that part of it, too? was I magically attracted to it, somehow? I wore it while I napped today...woke up and it was gone, but not gone...all over me, creeping up and down my ba-A-A-A-ahhdy. Glued to my skin, a part of me...look at my hands, look at these hooves, I couldn't hold a razor to try and shave it off if I wanted to. I can't even stand up...
And then you come in like nothing's wrong, pretending to be all shocked to see me like this...you can insist you didn't know all you like, all that matters is that you've won...won that argument and every argument...I'm completely at your mercy now, I'm a goddamn sheep! Ba-a-A-A-A-AHHH!"
