Have a drink and gaze into this abyss
Added 2025-03-24 03:34:52 +0000 UTC"Hey there. I can tell from how you're looking at me that you're new around here, don't mind me, this is my usual haunt...most people are used to my bullshit by now. I'm just here to get laid. Turning into a pig...does something to you, changes your mentality and libido, or at least it did for me. I'm fuckin' wet all the time these days, and always looking for someone new willing to bed me. Problem is, that's the other issue with being a pig, most people find you disgusting. So I hang around in establishments like this one, waiting for the beer goggles to kick in, waiting for someone to find me cute enough to pick up. Hell, maybe I'll end up going home with you tonight. No I'm not worried about revealing my 'clever plan,' it works often enough anyway. Just get yourself good and drunk and think about what I'm offerin' down here. It's all the same on the inside, you won't regret it..." -grunt-
