Patrons! I have added SO MUCH AUDIO to your thank-you-for-supporting-the-podcast pages!
You are now up to date and then some for your ear presents of the thank-you variety. Enjoy!
https://accuracythird.com/havesomesauce/
https://accuracythird.com/havesomegravy/
ALL PATRONS CAN NOW LISTEN TO the 90 minute conversation between we three about talking to Victor, artist behind Diver Up, but we also talked about doing research, other big, big-titted, small-waisted lady sculptures at burning man, and art criticism.
ENJOY AND WE LOVE YOU!
https://accuracythird.com/accuracy-thirdsletter-archive/
Remember back when we produced a monthly newsletter for some stressful reason? We barely do either! But the point is, the archive of the old shit we wrote is still on our website, as well as a bunch of audio goodness for everyone.
I just uploaded the PRETTY MUCH ENTIRELY UNCUT 2022 AFTERBURN for y'all to enjoy! Don't tell our friends and enemies about all the shit-talkin', promise?
https://accuracythird.com/accuracy-thirdsletter-archive
Hello Sweet Listeners What Support Our Podscastinging!
Did you miss us? WE MISSED YOU. And as we finally have our Season 06 shit together, YOU get to reap the benefits of our extended, additional, and exclusive audio!
Head over to your special Patreon pages on our site to stream, download, inspect, and/or enjoy! THANK YOU FOR YOUR GENEROSITY AND INVOLVEMENT!
https://accuracythird.com/havesomesauce/
https://accuracythird.com/havesomegravy/
Head on over to:
https://accuracythird.com/havesomesauce/
and
https://accuracythird.com/havesomegravy/
for all your $5 & $10 audio goodies that I just posted right now for you so help you god!
2022-08-16 17:15:09 +0000 UTC View PostBELOVED PATRONS! We have been remiss in posting PATRONS-ONLY AUDIO to your audio feeds on our website! Sincerest apologies, we have sucked at taking care of you.
$5/month donors should visit https://accuracythird.com/havesomesauce
$10/month donors should visit https://accuracythird.com/havesomegravy
Please enjoy! We love you! New episodes out soooon!
Check out your pages to listen to your new talksies from your ear-friends!
https://accuracythird.com/havesomesauce/
https://accuracythird.com/havesomegravy/
New episode releasing soooon!
2021-02-09 19:51:52 +0000 UTC View PostIs live NAOW! PLEASE ENJOY IT ALL. We love you.
Check it all out at:
https://accuracythird.com/havesomesauce/
and/or
https://accuracythird.com/havesomegravy/
It's the last weekend to quarantine in March, so we're sending ALL OUR PATRONS literal gobs of audio! CHECK IT OUT ON THE ONLINES:
Intros, Outros, & Mailbag for all patrons
https://accuracythird.com/accuracy-thirdsletter-archive/
Feb, March, & April content
https://accuracythird.com/havesomesauce/
https://accuracythird.com/havesomegravy/
2020-03-28 21:21:10 +0000 UTC View PostAccuracy Third patreonsers! It may or may not be New Years Eve, but you probably already have January 2020 New Year's goodness posted to your donor pages on our site!
https://accuracythird.com/havesomesauce
https://accuracythird.com/havesomegravy
2019-12-31 20:34:50 +0000 UTC View PostSauce & Gravy patrons! It is EARLY XMAS RIGHT NOW! Go one over to your pages and sup on some delicious audio treats!
https://accuracythird.com/havesomesauce/
https://accuracythird.com/havesomegravy/
2019-12-08 06:25:43 +0000 UTC View PostOn Black Friday, the Black Sheep of Podcasting TM (C) (R) present our SAUCE & GRAVY patrons with NOVEMBER AUDIO DELIGHTS. ENJOY!
https://accuracythird.com/havesomesauce/
https://accuracythird.com/havesomegravy/
2019-11-29 21:02:07 +0000 UTC View PostThank you Gravy-patrons! Here's your September audio. We'll get you all up to date by the end of the year, if my name isn't delinquent D-day. (Physical gifts will be sent out for everyone, ssssssssssoon, too.)
Post-playa working file 2019 – the first recording we did after playa. Then we did it again, with a special guest. The second audio is going to make up most of the official afterburn episode, so you get neeet Bethest & Rex & D-day hanging out audio. This is that:
https://accuracythird.com/havesomegravy/
2019-11-13 05:43:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello folks! Thank you for your Patreonage! We'll upload some tier-specific audio ssssoooon. We're pulling together a whole bunch of stuff for you to listen to while we're on hiatus. (And we've been hiatus-ing HARD. While we've been on break, I've built a 30'x10' stage in my back yard. So, if you know anyone who wants to perform there...)
In the meantime, we posted this beautifully polished thing on youtube, thanks to our video maven, 7-11: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI1aBHMQA2w
But if you would like to see the whole, uncut giggling and slapping experience of three friends hanging out in the living room of the House of Hooks and Nails, check out the BethSlapsVideo video in its entirety.
2019-10-24 20:52:48 +0000 UTC View PostThere's new AUDIOOOOOOOOO for you up on your respective AUDIOOOOOOOOOOO pages right the fuck now!
Have some SAUCE: https://accuracythird.com/havesomesauce/
Or rub your FACE in this here GRAVY: https://accuracythird.com/havesomegravy/
And i'll do another audio DUMP FOR EVERYONE before I leave for playa on the 15th. THE FIFTEENTH. If you're "casing my joint," knock it the fuck off and don't steal my shit.
Fuck, fuck fuck. Come see me on playa on wednesday @ 2.
iloveyousomuchthankyousomuchdon'tstealmyshitthankyousomuch!!!1!
Hi everyones. D-day here. I hope you're having a great early summer. I'm going on a cruise with my whoooooooooooooooooooooooole family for the next week. When I get home, I'm gonna upload the 6+ ours of additional audio goodness we've been collecting for you. I can't wait for you to hear it! Thank you all for your patreon-age! (& I can't wait to meet you at burning man!)
2019-06-28 20:50:28 +0000 UTC View PostHi friends!
Head over to your respective pages and wallow in the fanciness of unreleased audio of your in-ear friends flagrantly foisting their face-noises at each other!
https://accuracythird.com/havesomesauce/
https://accuracythird.com/havesomegravy/
2019-05-09 22:19:44 +0000 UTC View PostAnd you've all got GOBS of audio on our website. Enjoy! We love you and thank you and.
2019-03-13 00:01:53 +0000 UTC View PostIt has been a REALLY LONG TIME since I've sent out an Accuracy Thirdsletter and released new audio. I PROMISE YOU ALL THESE THINGS ARE COMING SOON. We're probably going to stop promising the Thirdsletter as a monthly thing, because jesus, we're bad at that. But I am going to upload audio on the monthly, and we'll write essays for you and collect pictures on the not-as-regular. I assume this is okay? If it's not, please let me know in the comments. Thank you all so much for all you do for us. d-day
2019-02-27 23:07:17 +0000 UTC View PostAnd audio was uploaded to your patreon pages laaaaaaaaaaaaate last night! Please enjoy pour dulcet tones while marinading something tonight or basting it tomorrow!
2018-07-03 21:33:38 +0000 UTC View PostHere is the ticket link: https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/3355834
Here is your PATRONS-ONLY discount code:
Gravy
We hope to see you there!
(This was written by D-day, who loves you immensely.)
2018-03-03 00:02:09 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://accuracythird.com/accuracy-thirdsletter-archive/
Enjoy our rambling argumentation as appreciation, kids. Thanks so much for all the help.
d-day
2018-02-21 01:33:35 +0000 UTC View PostSometime. I'm at work right now, doing our work, but not work-work, so keep it on the DL, huh? Point is, this weekend, there will be EXTRA AUDIO FOR ALL PATREON SUBSCRIBERS! PLUS, EXTRA-EXTRA audio deliciousness in the form of sweet sauce and robust gravy for our $5 & $10 subscribers. There will be another survey, some finely crafted words from Rex, and a picture or two from our archive! So, keep an eye out for the Thirdsletter in your inbox, or just check it on our site, here:
https://accuracythird.com/accuracy-thirdsletter-archive
Thanks so much for all you do for our project! (Also, some day I may make a batch of my delicious d.B.Q. sauce and send a jar of it to each of you. So that's what the jar of brown, viscous liquid you received in the mail is.)
And this is what the recipe is (for the most part. I'm not ACTUALLY going to give you my complete recipe. It's mine, and you can't havvit.):
D-day's d.B.Q. Sauce
4 Medium Onions (pureed)
2 Red Bell Peppers Onions (pureed)
1/2 cup Garlic (pureed)
1 Bottle Makers Mark Bourbon
1 Qt Black Strap Molasses
12 oz Pomegranate Molasses
141 oz Hunt's Ketchup (or any sugar-based, non-corn syrupy Catsup)
8 oz Creole Mustard
64 oz Dijon Mustard
1 Cup Rice Vinegar
1 Cup Apple Cider Vinegar
1/2 Cup White Vinegar
2/3 Cup Caper Brine
64 oz brown sugar
8 oz Cajun Sunshine
10 oz Worchestershire Sauce
8 drops Liquid Smoke
1/4 Cup Red Pepper Flakes
Roughly chop onions, garlic, & Bell Peppers, and then food process. Add bourbon, mix, and pour in blender, then puree. Pour into stock pot over low/medium heat. Add all other ingredients. Stir intermittently, making sure to scrape the bottom. When the sauce begins to boil, turn the burner down to low heat, and remove the clumping, thickening sauce from the bottom of the pot every 45 minutes or so. When the sauce turns a deep BBQ-saucy red, it's done. Remove from heat and bottle.
2018-01-19 20:02:57 +0000 UTC View PostEnjoy your October 2017 Gifts, everyone! & keep an eye out for the inaugural ACCURACY THIRDSLETTER coming to an email inbox near you NEXT WEEK! (It may end up in your Promotions folder or some shit. I dunno. Do you gmail?) Keep an eye out for it. I'll post here once it sends NEXT WEEK! (Hi, thanks for supporting us.) D-day (<-- that's me.)
2017-10-20 22:11:01 +0000 UTC View Post