The finger test (Animated)
Added 2025-02-17 00:59:39 +0000 UTC"Am I in heat? You're asking whether or not I'm in heat. Well gee whiz, let's find out, I've heard there's a simple test you can do. Just get a finger in there...root around a bit, make sure you get a good sample...then pull it out and watch. If a giant glob of natural lubricant slowly drips off of it...let's see, let me consult the manual...yes, yes that's a pretty fucking good indication that my ridiculous feline body is demanding that I get dicked in short order, whether I really want it or not.
...I'm not really mad at you for asking an obvious question, I'm more frustrated that I have to deal with this regularly now. I didn't ask to turn into a cat, to have all this fur or to have all these things hanging off my chest...but all I can do is deal with my new reality.
Fortunately there's a pretty simple way you could help me feel better. Don't make me overexplain it again..."
