That 'deer in headlights' look
Added 2025-02-11 22:23:45 +0000 UTC"A deer...I'm turning into a deer, apparently...right in the middle of town, halfway home from the store, and I'm suddenly all furry and contorting and causing a public panic. Didn't have the decency to wait until I was in the privacy of my own home where I could freak out in private, and try to figure out what to do next. I'm sure one of those people who ran off screaming has already called the Transformation Authority, and they'll be along in minutes to pick me up, and take me off to wherever they take everyone who changes...those people we never see again. What do I do?! What the hell do I do?! Is it worth trying to hide somewhere? What's the alternative to getting picked up, anyway...surviving on berries in the wilderness, making friends with wild animals...?
I don't have long to figure this out...I hear the sirens..."
