A tail...how about that...
Added 2025-02-03 21:26:49 +0000 UTC-huff, huff- "A tail...I have a tail...a big, swishy, beautiful horse tail...the kind of tail I've always admired on the beautiful stallions and mares around here. And now I have one too...along with a big, long snout...and I can feel my ears twitching and rotating on top of my head...why am I not...happy? Haven't I always dreamt of this? But it was always just a daydream...running free, tossing my mane back and forth in the breeze...I didn't expect it to feel so...bestial, so debased, so un-glamorous.
I'm a horse...a dirty animal, doomed to lie in a stall, surrounded by my own filth...a mare, ripe for bree-HEEEEE-ding..." -whinny-
