W-what am I supposed to do with...these?!
Added 2025-01-21 02:08:15 +0000 UTC"M-my hands...I can't feel my fingers...these aren't like...weird gloves or anything, this is all I've got now...hooves, useless hooves! -grunt-
How was I supposed to know that stupid theater director had real magic?! Ugh...that play was a joke, everyone was an amateur, way below my level, so I treated it with the respect it deserved. -snort- I don't get what the problem was, I acted exactly as well as everyone else - badly. I hammed it up on purpose...and the guy was furious, said I ruined everything, and that I could ham it up all the time from now on...how could've I have known that actually MEANT something?!
I need to talk to him, get him to change me back...but...I won't be able to dial a phone with these stupid things...ohhhh...I'm so bloated...m-my hair's falling out, and these...big rubbery teats...aughh! -squeal-"
