"Snap out of it, please! C'mon...! Y-you have to stop...I barely managed to break free at the last minute, and look at me! Almost completely a cow...I don't know if there's any way back, or if I'm stuck with this..th-this gross udder for the rest of my life...seriously, you need to pull yourself away from the TV! This...this show, or whatever it is...it's cursed somehow...god, you're so far along already, I don't want you to end up like me, or worse..."