The deer is here (Animated)
Added 2024-12-17 05:01:09 +0000 UTC"Hey, it's me...whaddya mean, 'do I know you?!' It's me, Karla, your girlfriend! I mean, maybe ex to you, but I never broke anything off...I always thought of us as being together, still...a rejection just means 'not right now, not as you are,' right? So I remembered one time we were hiking, and you were so excited that we saw a deer...you really like deer. So I thought, why not become desirable to him again? So I enrolled in some experimental gene therapy...it hasn't been cheap, I'm up to my cervine eyes in debt, but...it'll all be worth it to get back with you again! I'm beautiful to you now, right? Got your motor running, and all that? Oh, don't worry about that hag you call your current girlfriend, we both know she's just a speedbump on the way back to me..."
