"Let me know if you got any Germans you need shepherded, because I got you covered on that front.
Sorry, just being stupid. You gotta be able to laugh about yourself, right? Weird to wake up one morning and find myself all hairy with a dog snout, but there are a lot worse fates out there. I always liked German Shepherds anyway. Must be rough out there for people who end up as pigs and rats. I can deal with a little hair, I'm still man's best friend.
Speaking of that...are you in need of a friend? I won't lie, half the reason the girls are out is to give you a bit of encouragement. Is it working?"