Mountin' and Lyin'
Added 2024-11-28 05:19:32 +0000 UTCWhen you get a mislabeled batch of supplement pills in the mail and slowly find yourself turning into a cougar, there's no cause to panic. Most who find themselves in this situation quickly learn to appreciate their new form's advantages. For example, you can mate pretty much anywhere you like and don't have to worry about getting interrupted...you ever heard a mountain lion scream during mating? Most terrifying sound you've ever heard. No one in their right mind would seek out the source of that shrieking. So, y'know, just go at it with your boyfriend, who is also turning into a cougar, because coincidentally his protein powder was also laced with cougar hormones. Honestly most people in town are halfway to cougardom, it's a real epidemic.
