What do the cards tell us...
Added 2024-11-28 05:14:20 +0000 UTC"Ah, I can tell you have come to this place seeking answers...a divination, perhaps?
Well tough luck, since these are playing cards, not tarot cards. Can't do a thing with 'em, unless you wanna play Crazy Eights or something. Yeah, sorry, you wanted me to set up this whole roleplay scenario with you but it doesn't really work when you buy the wrong kind of cards, you goof.
Eh, we can still pretend, it's all bullshit anyway. Ahem...aaahhhh...! The ace of spades! It is a dark omen...and next, the ace of hearts...wait, dammit, these aren't even shuffled. Fuck it, let me thumb through these real quick...mm...aha! Ohhh, look, it's the queen of hearts! I see you bedding a beautiful woman in your future! Your very near future! (...That's your cue, c'mon dude!)"
