Embracing a muddy pig's life
Added 2024-11-28 05:12:27 +0000 UTC"Aaaaahh...don't mind me, just stretching out after a long day of...pig activities. Yeah, I admit I got a little carried away, rolling around in the dirt. But why shouldn't I? I'm a pig now, after all. This is me...this is what I have to look forward to, for the rest of my life...and I admit, it's not bad at all.
You know why pigs roll in the mud? We don't have many sweat glands, and it feels soooo good to have the mud evaporate off of you...even though you're not a pig, you should try it sometime. Maybe down here, next to me...I can tell you're interested. You've been staring down at my 'assets' this whole time. Come on, don't you want to cop a feel? I don't think my condition is contagious..."
