You put THESE on a jumping mammal?!
Added 2024-11-26 04:24:50 +0000 UTC"Was it not enough that you turned me into a big hairy kangaroo?! I was just getting used to basically hopping around everywhere, my legs don't want to work quite like they used to, I've got this natural bounce now...and then you inject me again, and I wake up with THESE monsters hanging off my chest! Is this intentional, some kind of sick joke? I know I signed a release form for some clinical trials, I didn't know I was gonna end up an unrecognizable freak! I-it's all gonna wear off, right? Tell me this will wear off...how am I supposed to live like this..."
