"Hoo...I can't tell you how much I've needed this...didn't expect that going simian would have such an effect on the sex drive. Should've known...the way monkeys are...haahh...pheww...
Believe it or not, I drew the short straw. The rest of the research team took full doses and went feral...it's supposed to wear off in a few weeks, should get us some good data. I only went partway to hopefully stay lucid and document things...and, well...turned out as you stumbled upon me, rubbing myself furiously and making a mess of the outpost. So now, hopefully I can get back to taking notes...m-maybe after another quick session, I'm not quite...satisfied yet..."