OMG Jennifer I can NOT deal with you right now
Added 2024-11-12 03:28:12 +0000 UTC"Listen. No. Just, no. I'm trying to head out for a nice day of shopping for once, and you invite yourself along, and you're ALREADY on thin ice because of what you said about Brad, but I thought you could be cool. For once in your life, I thought maybe you could not be a total embarrassment and we could have a little bonding moment, and then you go and turn into a cow. I don't care whose fault it is! You should've considered the possibility of turning into a cow and embarrassing me like this in front of everyone, and if that possibility is above zero, maybe you think twice about wasting my time!
No, I'm not giving you a lift home, you're not stinking up my car and leaking milk all over the seats. I'll take what's left of your clothes, your purse, and your phone, and if you ever change back you can come pick them up. That's more than you deserve. Go graze along the embankment, or whatever it is cows do."
