"Ok, remember, just act natural...we might get some looks on the way in, but we have just as much a right to attend the theatre as anyone else here. For all they know, these are prosthetics for some other event afterward, right? Just focus on finding our seats and hope no one raises a stink...
Then onto phase two of our plan...you've still got the spray in the perfume bottle? Good...like we found out for ourselves, a little bit goes a long way...it's gonna be sooo satisfying to watch all these high society farts slowly turning into pigs like us, bent over double in confusion, squealing! Now c'mon..."