An outbreak of Lepus
Added 2024-11-04 04:15:15 +0000 UTCCitizens are advised to stay indoors...an outbreak of Lepus is spreading across the city. It is highly contagious through fluid transmission, so if you accidently rest your hand on something slimy or sticky, be sure to wash it off immediately. Should you be forced to travel outdoors for any reason, keep your ears open for grunting or guttural moaning, as this can signal the presence of one or more afflicted nearby. Should you notice unexpected hair growth or a sudden change in your physiognomy, experts offer the grim advice to wish your loved ones the best, lock the front door behind you, and join your brethren on the streets. It is not known how long the outbreak is expected to last. In some parts of the country, the issue has become self-sustaining, owing to continual breeding and rapid pregnancy...
