"Ohhh...c'mon, c'mon! Nothing's happening...
Urgh, this was YOUR idea, that I should go to the Halloween party as a sexy raccoon! I knew that makeup you found online looked sketchy, claiming to work 'like magic' and all...yeah, it turned out awesome initially, didn't have to paint individual hairs, it just kind of went on naturally this way. Looked so real, almost like I had an actual snout. Well guess what...it's exactly what it looks like! No matter how much I scrub it just feels like my actual face. My muzzle's too sore to keep at it, I'm not accomplishing anything...and what's worse, it seems like it's spreading down my shoulders now too...
What am I going to do?! I have work tomorrow!"