Badger me down by the river (Animated)
Added 2024-10-24 03:26:16 +0000 UTC"Hey, you came! Yeah, I love this stream...I always liked coming out here before I...well, I don't like thinking about what I've lost. I am what I am now, and trying to make the best of it. I'm just glad there's someone interested enough in a hairy, chubby lil' badger to spend time out here with me. Oh, don't try to flatter me. I've been doing my best to diet...doesn't seem to matter, seems to be part of the badger experience. Oh well.
You know what else is part of the badger experience, though...I'll just come out and say it, I've been struggling not to jump your bones for the past few months. You being so accepting towards me hasn't made it any easier. This environment...with the stream babbling to one side, the wind in the trees on the other...I couldn't think of any place I'd rather do it with you. You, um...you want to take things to the next level?"
