"Yeah honey, I understand that turning into an otter has given you more of an affinity for water, but you can't just soak yourself all day...I-I mean, you CAN, but...it doesn't seem healthy. Especially to indulge in animal instincts all the time, I don't want you losing yourself...
Speaking of indulging, you've been ordering a lot of fish lately...really runnin' up the bills, heh, and salmon isn't cheap these days. No, I'm not implying anything about your weight! I like having more of you to love...most of the time...it's just more about the cost. You know what, forget it, I'll see if I can pick up some overtime...
Yeah, I'll see if I can join you in there, a bath sounds good right about now."