"AaaaAAHH! Ahh...hahh...oh, it's you! I got bored so I started without you. Don't worry, I didn't spoil my appetite, I can literally go all evening. Might be more than you bargained for...got some toys in the drawer too, beads and stuff, if you're not interested that's just more for me. I'm a bit of a size queen, so I hope you're packin'...hope you can do more than these paws.
Climb on whenever you're ready."