"I know I told you I didn't think I was contagious...this whole changing-into-a-donkey thing. But it's not like I'm a medical expert or anything, this is all uncharted territory...what I'm trying to say is...maybe you and I shouldn't have shared that intimate moment the other night. You, um...your nose...you're starting to look a little like me. I'm sorry about that...but honestly, the look suits you. You're just as adorable as ever..."