A panda expressing herself (Animated)
Added 2024-10-18 03:49:35 +0000 UTC"So, um...yeah. I'm not quite the same person I was yesterday. I don't know what came over me, I really wanted to try some bamboo for whatever reason...the guide said it was toxic, and to make it edible I needed to boil it in some salt water then dry it out, so I started doing that, but the fumes from boiling it started making me woozy...when I woke up, I was like this. A pudgy, hairy...horny panda...
On the plus side, I was able to try the bamboo, and it was really good. But I don't know if that's because it's actually tasty, or if my tastes have changed since this happened. Anyway I can't stop eating the stuff now, it's really easy to just chew, and chew...and think about running into people like you, who might be willing to give a panda girl a chance..."
