"WOOOOO, yeah, partyyy! Yo, hand me one of those weird-ass drinks, that looks a-maze-ing! Who's next, who can I ride next? Heyyyy, there he goes, the pants are comin' off!
Dude, I'mma tell you a lil' secret...I have no idea what we're celebrating. The light was on so I climbed in through the window, haha! I think not everybody here likes me, those girls are giving me the stink eye...but I seem to have convinced your little guy! Oh, you are so ready...patience, my dude!
So what's the party for? Birthday? Your birthday? You know what, doesn't matter, I'll make sure everyone here gets the same present just to be fair. Yes, my puss is the present."