Anthrats

Don't freak out...I'm an alpaca now

Added 2024-10-07 02:57:05 +0000 UTC

"Please, just...don't freak out...I've already had my share of freaking out all day, I need you to help keep me from spiraling. Yeah, I'm...somehow I'm an alpaca. It's probably a good thing I've got these hooves, I couldn't get the bedroom door open...probably would've trashed the house looking for a cure, something, anything...but that wouldn't have accomplished much. So I've just been, y'know, lying here with my heart beating out of my chest, feeling like a fat fucking animal, staring down at my giant nose, counting down the hours until you got home...so now you're home. What do we do?! Call a doctor, call a vet?

First, can you...would you please just give me a hug?" *sobs*