"Yeah, not too much further, I've got a house just up the way. No, it's not some kind of weird deer thicket. I'm an accountant, same as I was before I transformed, and I do pretty well for myself. I just...I like walking the woods in the nude sometimes. There is this tiny part of me that feels a call to the wild, but I like my lattes too much to run off and rut in the wilderness...
Are you even listening to me, or just staring at my butt?"