Beware of cougars in the area
Added 2024-10-04 20:31:17 +0000 UTCLots of cougars have been seen in this vicinity. Most of them are a bit past their prime, but don't let that fool you, they're still fast as hell - before you know what's going on, they'll have you on your back and half-nude. They're pretty practiced at stripping off a pair of jeans. Once they're on top of you...there's not much anyone can do to save you. I mean, you'll live, but you might end up a little shell-shocked, shivering in a corner somewhere...or worse, you'll end up as one of those poor saps who goes back to them voluntarily.
