"...I don't know why I said it like that. Anyway, look, couple of otters over there. Don't get any ideas, they make bedroom eyes at everyone who walks past, hoping to lure people over to turn them into otters like them. They're kind of modern day sirens like that. Turns out there's quite an allure to relaxing and playing all day, not worrying about a job, catching fish for most meals, rubbing each other down...I guess there aren't many downsides. But you've got to resist the temptation! ...At least until you've weighed your options! There are some other nice ladies on this route you might be interested in.
Yeah, sorry girls, we're taking a rain check."