"Hahh..hah...a-aahh! D-dude, get your hands off my tail, we're a little busy here! No one likes a th-third wheel! Haahh...yes it's soft, I condition it every night, I take good care of this thing. You don't get this kind of volume naturally. But seriously, you'll get your turn soon enough, let me finish with your buddy here first! Then you can feel it all you like...drape it around you like a blanket if you want, I do all the time..."