Acting like a pig at the gym
Added 2024-09-17 03:19:04 +0000 UTC"Ma'am, everyone in this gym has had more than enough of your behavior. You're loud, obnoxious, constantly filming yourself and everyone around you, and never wipe down the machines when you're done, not to mention the reports of what you get up to in the locker room. Your membership is hereby revoked, as is all progress you may have made toward a slimmer physique. Your form will now align itself in accordance with your conduct. I will not say 'have a nice day'...you don't deserve to, but it's just as likely you'll have one anyway, once you've been deposited in your element alongside the boars. It's better than you deserve."
