"Hey there, welcome to our cat café! ...Yeah, we've had a lot of visitors with that confused look. We need to rebrand or something...did not realize there were already so many expectations for what 'cat café' means. I guess our concept isn't THAT different, you still order food and drinks and get to hang out with these adorable ladies, who enjoy all manner of heavy petting...and if they manage to sweet-talk you into a more permanent arrangement, we can facilitate your conversion into a cat girl as well so you can join them in entertaining our guests. We do have some concerns regarding the balance of entertainers to guests...we're still figuring out the business model."