"Muh-mooOOOoo...w-what's happening to me?! I just came here for the interviewwwooOOOoo...started feelin' funny after that bottle of water they gave me, they said to head just down the hall to the next rooOOOoom...these halls are endless! So hot, so bloated...I d-don't feel right...was I always...this leaky...? Moooo..."