Giraffe Program Intern
Added 2024-07-29 00:21:32 +0000 UTC"Welcome to the giraffe program internship! Sorry about the...surprising circumstances, but we've found that many prospective interns shy away from the program if they know all the details going in. A big part of the process is learning how these majestic creatures feel, how they think, to help instill lifelong lessons and an appreciation for their unique anatomy. Don't worry, you won't change any further, unless at some point you'd prefer to join our breeding program, which does become a lifetime commitment.
I, uh...I see your enhanced olfactory senses seem to have kicked in, judging by the uh, leakage. Seems you've caught the scent of the male giraffes. It sounds like they may have caught a whiff of you as well. Yes, the percentage of interns who eventually enter the breeding program is quite high, why do you ask?"
