Please line up for processing
Added 2024-06-25 02:14:55 +0000 UTC"I'm sorry, ladies...and, uh, former males...I wish we had a better process for this too, I know this is kind of degrading but bear with us and we'll get you logged, bathed and clothed soon. Be ready to give your name, age, your former gender identification, and any government-issued ID numbers you can remember, preferably your social security number. We'll contact your families and let them know there's been an incident, but that you're safe and healthy and that the genetics team is working on sorting this out.
Now, we've already had issues with some in your condition who have gotten a little TOO used to their new bodies...and each other...which can cause long term problems with restoring you to normal, so please refrain from any sexual activity in the quarantine dorms. One of the sleeping quarters devolved into a writhing, squeaking mass of legs and tails - not literally, I believe the technical term is an orgy - and they had to be sedated and transported elsewhere. No one wants that, I presume, so please behave yourselves."
