Pig-infested trails
Added 2024-06-09 03:02:16 +0000 UTCThis used to be a nice family-friendly little trail. Now it feels like on any given afternoon there's a 50/50 chance of some busty nude pig women blocking your path, eyeing you all flirty-like. The authorities won't do anything about it, they say there's some old town law that makes their behavior perfectly legal. If you're lucky, they'll have already found some poor shmuck and run off with him to do whatever they do, and you can have a nice peaceful walk for a change.
