"So...yeah. I know it's probably quite a shock, you don't see your girlfriend for a couple weeks, and next time you meet up she's a cow. This is why I've been kind of cagey and flaky in texts...sorry. It's been a real adjustment for me...I hope...I mean, I'd understand if you're not interested anymore. You didn't sign up for this. I just felt like I owed you an explanation at least. Don't take this the wrong way, I'm...I still care about you, you just deserve the right to seek out a relationship with a normal human girl."