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What Shirt Do You Want To See?

Hey Patrons,

 

Before we enter Holiday season officially, I want to ask all of you if there is any shirt in particular that you'd like to see in the store?

Let me know in the comments, and we'll take the most popular answer and turn it into an official product of the Bret Easton Ellis Store.

In the mean time, you can use "BEEPodcast" as a code to get discounts on the shirts we have in stock now.

Thanks for your ongoing support of the podcast and Bret in general.  You guys are the best.

 Sincerely,

   Todd

What Shirt Do You Want To See?

Comments

Todd, I the link to the store seems to be dead. Any idea why?

Anna Pohuly

Something Rules of Attraction

Nathaniel Jackman

Marshall Arisman’s American Psycho art.

Alex Dermer

Yuqq

Nick

"I want to fit in."

Alethia St. Joan

Yo Todd, please opt in on the higher quality cloth materials, too — I want to represent in style!

James Reeves

“Rock n roll, deal with it”. Black shirt, white block letters. I would buy this.

Phoenix

White Privileged Male

Jasper

“ The dregs, the dregs” is absolutely a shirt that I would buy. I don’t have any interest in any of the other ideas mentioned here. I would also like to suggest a T-shirt that has the stunning b.e.e. portrait on the back of the first vintage contemporaries edition of the rules of attraction. If there’s any question, I wish to be clear that I am 100% serious about that. Any picture of BEe would be cool though.

Peter litvin

"The Millennial" with a picture of Todd playing video games.

David Bischke

There are amazing ideas here. I love the idea of a shirt that says "the dregs, the dregs." I also love the idea of a shirt which says "Somewhere On North Doheny Drive," but not really picturing the visual element described. An "Aesthetics Over Ideology" shirt is of course an instant classic. I also agree with the comment that I'd be more excited about buying any of the shirts you're already offering, plus any new ones, if they didn't have your name on the back. You're the man, but that's (sorry) cheesy. Perhaps "B.E.E" could be a more...subtle approach. Alternatively, ditch it altogether. Those in the know...will know. I'm also now wondering about that collaboration you did with Alex Israel....I think you can push the shirt thing into that arty direction, rather than the "Bret Easton Ellis Podcast Gift Shop Merch Portal," y'know. Lastly, "You do an awfully good impression of yourself" shirt with some cool graphic would be awesome. And, here's an edgy one: How about a shirt that just says "Teenage Pussy."

Kyle Kouri

Some of your work have already graced t shirts et al, which look great, no offence whatsoever and I apologise profusely, but you can do so much better than what is currently on offer. I say this because you’re such a big influence and cultural figure, not just to me but to many TRUE tastemakers (not those instagram hacks, but the TRUE essence of the word) Perhaps do a Helmut Lang and get hold of people who have made products of your work and get them to work on stuff with you.

Kevin O Lanre

WHO ARE PAUL & KALE?

Bobby Bermudez

Is there anywhere where you can find The Deleted web series?

Austin

I’d buy pretty much any shirt as long as Bret’s name isn’t printed on the back the way it is now.

Filip Kruse

It's my favorite quote from the podcast and it would make a nice T-shirt.

Joseph Lee

I think it was the Cliff Dorfman interview where Bret said, "Isn't life just a predatory gay guy who you constantly have to rebuff?"

Joseph Lee

and still throwing my favorite Lunar Park quote “you do an awfully good impression of yourself” out into the ether

Rachel Bartlett

but really, I would buy the aesthetics over ideology shirt in a heartbeat & any merch related to the podcast

Rachel Bartlett

I need a shirt with Bret lamenting the dregs like in the Captain Marv-elle episode 😂 THE DREGS, THE DREGS

Rachel Bartlett

Give me a Patty Winters Show t-shirt

Mitch Jordan

Bateman Says Negatif. This is a very fine chardonnay that you are NOT drinking. Something with the bird from Lunar Park. Glamorama. Official cover from first edition on white T.

Kristian Rasmussen

I think you should do a LYNCHIAN style tee, an obscured figure with an M like style of paranoia with the caption "Somewhere On North Doheny Drive"

bpvalentine

I could go for a Bryan Metro tee.

Damien Smith

Lol, I’m glad someone else caught that

Todd

What about something from Imperial Bedrooms - like Rip's "Desconsado. It mean's relax."

Thomas Davidson

It's bone

Alex Baverel

Black T-shirt and/or Hoodie, with a minimalist design, a tasteful "Disappear Here" in smaller Helvetica font, directly over the left breast (heart), with a choice of blood red, blue, and white font coloring.

j

It has to be Aesthetics Over Ideology. The dream would be that with a pic of Cliff Booth.

Eric Macom

Aesthetics over ideology is the best. Even though it is actually a QT quote, I would also like a “I reject your hypothesis” tshirt

Thomas Matich

Love this idea!

Amanda C

What do you think of the Eagles? Times new Roman font on a plain white t’s left chest pocket. Simple and clean.

Brian Rooney

How about "I did blow in the washroom with Abel Ferrara"

Andrew Lapointe

If going in this direction, I would make the lettering light gray. The black/white contrast is too much for me.

BUtterfield8

That't the title of a collection of Christopher Hitchens essays, btw.

BUtterfield8

Aesthetics over shipping costs.. 😂

Ben Ovenden

“come over at do bring coke now” is the only answer. Seriously. I would buy that instantly. White letters on a black T. Or even better a screenshot of the tweet.

Mai Tai

TEENAGE PUSSY, obviously. Everyone would wear that.

Mai Tai

What do you think about the Eagles?

Saad Khan

Aesthetics over ideology

Patrick

Aesthetics over Ideology

Klintorious

It would need a nice graphic representation.

BUtterfield8

A white t-shirt with one of those designer accessory roll-call passages from American Psycho printed across it.

Brian

The perfect gift for the Boomer in your life.

BUtterfield8

EMPIRE

Matt De Marco

"I don't want to marry Todd!"

FlyingWaffle

Came here to say this

Nas

Another good one could be "Somewhere on North Doheny Drive, just below Sunset Blvd."

Andrew Lapointe

Aestheitcs over ideology for sure.

Andrew Lapointe

sorry, I need to place an order right now

Sértő-Radics Sarolta

"This is not an exit"

Sértő-Radics Sarolta

Aesthetics over Ideology. I also like Its what you don’t know that matters most

Audrey Rouget

Another vote for “Aesthetics over ideology”. It’s the defining philosophy of the podcast I reckon.

Richard MacManus

I simply am not there

Christina Schneider

"I have to return some videotapes."

Johan

Do you like The Eagles?

Olly Potts

have to skim through, but this is the photo I'd love to see on a tee

Trevor Wysling

A plain white t-shirt. Obviously.

Mikael Pawlo

Imperial Bedrooms cover.

D Michael Hardy

A black tee shirt with white lettering in all capital letters reading: "IDEOLOGY VS. AESTHETICS".

Thomas Rankin

"Aesthetics TRUMPS ideology" with a photo of Trump smiling (okay, maybe without the photo).

Nick Michalak

The author photo from Less Than Zero with young Bret sitting crossed leg, holding a beverage, in a suit, looking pensive, lost, young and handsome, and so forth

Trevor Wysling

I have to return some videotapes. the finale of Imperial Bedrooms would be great too, but maybe it's too dark for a t shirt. Also you guys should totally see this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wvLIWe6qxA

dakira

AESTHETICS OVER IDEOLOGY, but maybe instead of the word "over", just write out the word aesthetics and place it over the word ideology with a division bar separating them.

Bobby Bermudez

Aesthetics over ideology is a must.

Alexander Quattlander

"Trump Derangement Syndrome: Race For The Cure"

Michael

💯

Scott Bradley

Imperial Bedrooms "demon boy" silhouette artwork.

Andrew Johnston

Just a picture of anything and haven’t seen MUTE or you do or something that like mute like a Sony Trinitron would’ve said MUTE would like the green letters

Richard Altman

A shirt that says The Bret Easton Ellis Podcast with a cool graphic or with a cool font. or possibly a more ambiguous shirt that says B E E. I don't think the shirt should be associated with a book.

Riley Hamilton

Comrade Snowflake is a clear winner 🙌

James

Aesthetics over ideology and Oh comrade snowflake shirts plix!!

Erick

The world has enough eagles shirts. The last thing America needs is more eagle signifiers.

Michael

I’ll echo “ideology vs aesthetics” I say that all the time

Matt Serafini

"Rock n Roll" - Sean Bateman

Steve

Comrade Snowflake

Michael

I would so get a Comrade Snowflake shirt.

Lanark

"So what do you think about the Eagles?" on the front. "The football team?" on the back.

BZ00000

I would totally buy a Comrade Snowflake tee. Upvote to that one.

Charlie Cauldron

"What do you think of The Eagles?"

Jonze

Generation Wuss

Darren Ankenman

"AND YET" - Brett Easton Ellis Podcast

Charlie Cauldron

Ideology vs Aesthetics

Lanark

“So what do you think of the eagles?”

Anthony Sisco

'What do you think of the Eagles?'

Mike Brush

Either “It’s what you don’t know that matters most.” Or a Comrade Snowflake one.

Rob Motto


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