Watch Out! It’s Riley - PART 3

THE VOTES ARE INNN!!

“DAMMIT!! That was the FOURTH ONEEE!!, I hate taxi’s dude!! They always drive off, arghhh so embarrassing!!!”

Joseph consoled her with a hug

Mortified at the state of her poor leggings as his eyes edged open during the hug. No only were they about to die trying to conceal her butt…

Her butt was-

“Hey babe, cmon lets just walk… I feel funny… like sure I’ve got HGNNN-

BWAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUURRRFFFFFF

-Oooooohh some gas but, this is different feeling”

Joseph watched a parked car get lifted away and crash land in and heap of traffic. Blasted away by her fart. Screams of terror confused Riley, as she looked around (unable to see over her butt) shrugging her shoulders not seeing anything

“Damn shame about what happened to your house, so dumb! Home insurance duh!” Nudging him with her Butt.

Walking for while they reached Riley’s house,  she was sex talking in his ear for at least 10 minutes

Sure he found it super hot. But the fact she crushed several joggers, mailmen, cars,busted trees to literal mush. Without barely flattering an eyelash.

Made Joseph know he wasn’t safe AT ALL with Riley

Entering her place through the garage door entrance-

BOIINCH!!!

“GAH! These damn doors get smaller EVRY-DAMN (Grunt-struggle) AHHH!!  YOU JUST GONNA WATCH MY ASS! DON’T BE WEIRD DUDE!! I think my leggings are snagged on something”

Joseph snapped into reality seeing her butt too big to fit into a garage door. Wedged tight! Riley thought her leggings were snagged, but no… her colossal buns were

7ft plus tall, sedan wide (Length!) was jiggling up a storm that the poor garage couldn’t handle.

Jospeh’s arms sunk shoulder deep into the fleshy cheeks, her soft warm buns almost swallowed him whole. She was getting pissed thinking he was just watching her, as she didn’t feel a thing.

SLIP!!

SQUELCH!!!

Joseph slipped in the pool of ass sweat and went head first into Riley’s ass crevice.

“Figures… let me guess you slipped! Just like guys at work… why are all you guys like this?!!… I might accidentally fart in your damn face If we are playing this game dude”

Joseph was no match for her ass, wiggling, slipping and sliding between her cheeks. They towered over him, juggling his body, as if he was being bullied by two giant butterballs. Fighting his way to the top of her butt cheeks, hanging on to her leggings for dear life

“*Panting* Babe… are you inside yet?”

Joseph had 

no clue she had taken three steps inside already

“I see you like a play games… aye (SQUELCH!) JOE!!” Slamming her butt together shaking half the cul-de-sac.

Lucky she didn’t bust his lungs, poor Joseph hang there whiplashed and dazed until, the mechanical doors began closing behind him.

Joseph could hear her rustling some mats, followed by a live video of yoga/aerobics

“Well if you love the view of my ass so much… let me do my routine… *click!*”

Riley decided to do her-

“OH MY GOD RILEY DON’T-“

KABOOOOOOOOOULCH!!!

“That’s right! lean forward and

SQUELCH!!!

and Forward and

BAAAMLCH!!

On your knees… arch your back girls and

BOOOOOMLCH!!!

Good!! And

BWELCH!!!

Now rotate the hips

BOOOOM

BAMMMM

BOOOOOM

BAAMMMM

Riley decided to do her yoga routine, thinking Joseph was just outside watching… little did she realise her butt was pounding giant holes in the ceiling, the garage door looked like her couch seat, both walls were cracked and beat up. Worst of all Poor Joseph was being pummelled into ashes behind her butt.

People walking past her house were thinking her garage itself was in a fight… and losing.

The hot cavern clammy butt cheeks were far too much for Joseph. Riley didn’t know she had his climax all up between her cheeks, thinking she was a few steps in front of him and she was just getting sweaty.

JUPLORCH!!!

Stepping more into the house the garage door, the bent carcass of a garage door fell the floor.

Hearing it she turned around… wiping out the everything else in the room!

“DUDE!! EWWW!! WTF DID YOU DO?!! Why are so sweaty? WTF happened to my garage?!!” Riley hand on hips pissed with Joseph

Bending over her butt smashed into the ceiling… literally rocking the above room like an earthquake

“Awwww oh I get it… you couldn’t handle yourself… my damn leggings falling down n shit … it’s cool (Whispering to Joseph) come see my love seat…. after you feed me of course”

She bundled him into her house, she had no doors everything was just open space. For obvious reasons, she just always thought the builders were being lazy.

As Riley weighed the best part of two SUVs, Joseph was bounced around as she bare her weight on his shoulders walking behind him

Pushing him in the bed

“Babe… rub my back and shoulders *snag* thanks for the treat of food too”

“Ok babe just gimme a sec… where are your oils again?”

BADOOOOOOOOUUFFFFF!!!

“Ahhh… damn! Is my ass is growing these days? Or is it just me, ahhhh feels good take good ol seat huh Joseph… Joseph?… (Joseph yells into her butt abyss in overwhelming pain)… Oh? Oh Jheeze… you weren’t kidding… you really do like big asses (Glances and sees oils) No oils?… pffft amateur”

Riley kicked off her Js and began ordering food on Josephs phone. Taking selfies too and sending them to his socials. Her butt almost touched both walls in her decent sized bedroom

“Why get under me if all you’re going to do is struggle?… sure I’ve got a lil booty on me but it’s not THAT heavy dude…”

She sat full weight on the poor guy watching Netflix. Polishing off $80 worth of delivery food.

Just as Joseph was approaching his final breath

SLEERRCH!!

“Hey babe… I know you’re uhhh enjoying… thanks for the food n all but my girls wanna go clubbing… we’ll work on your back rubs another time, mr god fingers”

Joseph lay there like a crushed fly, pretty sure his ribs were busted

Riley threw on a dress, which looked stunning on her from the front, fitting down to her mid thigh. Dazzling red dress

Unfortunately

The dress had no hope is gods green earth of covering her giant caboose butt

“How do I look?”

Standing in front if him hands on hips. Joseph sat up barely getting his bearings barely surviving her sitting on him

Riley took this as a seductive silence

Bending over

BAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!

Her butt smashed into the ceiling! As she leant her hands on his thighs.

“Damn neighbours always making so much damn noise! Where was I… (leaning in)… hehe”

Leaning in even Joseph went for the kiss until

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUURPRP

Riley laid him out flat with an atomic belch to the face!

“OHOOOOO SCORE!!!! Hurry up and get ready dude they’ll be here in 5!! (Walking off)…. Be ready to be my personal dance post haha (walking further away)… I loooooove dancing”

Joseph’s heart beat raced, quickly getting ready the best he could. Trying to catch up to Riley

Whispering in her ear advising her wear… bigger undies, she laughed at him like he was crazy showing him the dying pair of booty shorts that fit like the thinnest thong known to man.

Her friends pulled up in a super wide pick up (The type they use to tow cars etc). Each of them were huge girls. Nothing close to the size of Riley but you could understand why these girls became friends. Each of them were 6ft, easily trumping 600lbs

“Renegade Riley has a man??!!! (Sizes up tiny Joseph) awwwww he’s cute”

Handing Riley a super large pitcher of spiced rum, She chugged it.

“WOOOOO!! LETS GOO!!!”

Riley runs over and

BWELCH!!!!

Jumps on the tow truck.

Her butt filled the entire thing, hanging off the back and sides. It was just about big enough to hold her. She placed Joseph on her lap. Talking in his ear with her super small soft and warm hands in his pants

“Do you wanna know why they call me Renegade Riley?”

Joseph nodded.

Riley was teasing the hell out of Joseph in the ride to the club. Poor guy had no clue what he was in for

Walking up to the club the bouncers saw Riley, and organised the back entrance, where they load up beer and supplies is where Riley was entering the club

The rest was history…

The club was packed, full of dancing people, a genuine feel good vibe.

God help them…

SQUELCH!!!!

CRUNCHHH!!!

BAMMMM!!!

CRACK!!!

DOIUUSH!!!

Riley walked straight through the middle of the dance floor like an Armoured War Tank. Crushing everything in her wake. Those poor people never heard a thing over the music just felt her bare butt cheeks shake the ground until they met their demise

Obviously the bouncers caught wind of the carnage and came running in, following the long trail of busted corpses they ran up behind Riley-

“OHHH THIS IS MY BANGERRRRR”

WHOOO-KABOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Joseph watched three super butch bouncers get butt crushed to pulp under Rileys butt.

SQUELCH

SQUISH

PLORCH

PLISH!!

She was dancing and her butt bounced up and down over the bouncers decimating them deep into the afterlife.

“Come on (Downs another pitcher) let’s dance!!!”

Riley was dancing all over Joseph from the front, he couldn’t tell help but look at her butt occasionally pound into he ceiling. With dust and brick and brack falling.

As the music changed Riley wanted to turn around and dance her ass on Joseph

In, as she was pretty tipsy she didn’t figure out Josephs evasive steps to stay in front of her. Not wanted to be crushed under her butt.

As the night went on, more and more people were crushed, bounced flying across the club or just damn straight ran for their lives. As the bouncers were all out cold, crushed to paste… (After Riley accidentally butt crushed them… her constant back and fourth to the bar meant the poor bouncers were nothing but a thin paste on the floor)

So there was no one to enforce order, or stop her from drinking too much. The bar staff went home leaving her and her friends to drink eat all the snacks and food directly out the bar. Absolute chaos!

“GODDAMN Riley girl!! You ate ALL the cheese sandwiches?! Couldn’t even save us some huh-“

“Snooze ya looose haha, they absolute were BOMB!… speaking about bombs (turns to Joseph with an apologetic face holding her bloated gurgling belly) Sorry dude”

Riley pulled him close to to say “I like when you look at me like that… I’m defo gonna-“

*SPANK!!!*

“Cmon Rileeee, lets go”

Riley and her friends left the place in UTTER ruin, Joseph has seen better looking buildings in post war cities. No shock as soon as Riley bulldozed through the front wall the building fell to the ground

They all laughed apart from Joseph who was looking around for salvation at 6am

!!

A delivery big rig pulled up, the driver was asking if he had the right address for a delivery

“What ya got there D-livery mannnn?” Riley scared the living hell out of the man

Making him stutter

“Ch-ch-che-Cheee-Cheeese Sandwiches”

She walked over to him, cornering the man with her butt width.

“Oooooh yummy… and you’re gonna give me the keys…right?…. (Leans in real close) huh Mr driver”

Poor guy was paralysed in confusion as Her upper body was chest to chest with him butt her ass looked down on them both

Riley’s hands dove in his pockets and got the keys, tapping his face as she

SQUELCH!!!!!

Turned around smashing his body to pulp into the side of the rig.

Tearing open the doors she feasted on the truck load of cheese sandwiches. Joseph tried to stop her

“What?!! I’m a foodie Jo-Jo, girls gotta eat when a girls gotta eat… as your girlfriend you SHOULD know that”

“G-g-g-Girlfr-“

“Got a problem with that? Mr stutter?…hm”

Joseph nodded sheepishly

She continued shovelling them in her mouth in three’s. The alcohol had increased her already huge appetite 10 fold. Finishing half the truck in no time flat. Joseph didn’t want to get his skull squashed so he walked over to the tow truck where Riley’s friends were talking

“My lord! She’s gotten worse!!”

“I know right that lil guy is a goner tonight, he was cute too”

“Where the fuck does she put it all?”

“Girl! You know where!!”

Joseph overheard Riley’s friends talking about Riley as he came walking over

BADWOOOORLCH!!!!

The tow truck barely held Riley’s butt drop, as she held her painfully stuffed belly meat.

“Room for one more, take a seat (spanking her ass)”

Getting close she pulled Joseph up onto her butt. The guy wallowed on her water bed butt cheeks struggling to get a grip

“You’re so cute when you do stupid stuff babe! You make out as if my ass Is bigger than a car or something ahaha!! Imagine that!”

Finally Sitting up straight

“Hehehe… yeah (Looks at the angry drivers blocked by her butt blocking half the road) hehe yeah, Imagine that…”